February 2012
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oftheforest:
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it...
tpulov asked: So the performer of Quando l'Uomo Principale must have had really nice hair when she was touring with that performance ;)
Al Bundy - Something is up
ferretmochalatte:
I don’t understand how a man can be a shoe salesman and own a house, raise 2 kids, go on crazy trips and vacations, and always have money for his wife to steal.
Something is going down in the background.
I'm getting old
mannn I just had Some Mormon Missionaries come to my door, and I couldn’t get even remotely irritated because they were so cute and young and earnest. I wanted to give them milk and cookies!
fiercefabulousflawless:
12. Stop thinking you’re not ready.
– Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises. Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which means we won’t feel totally comfortable at first.
^^^I think I need to print this out and keep it with me at all times.
